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Old May 16, 2007, 04:06 PM   #1 (permalink)


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Default Is your mouse calibrated

Is your mouse calibrated?







You should do this every few days. More often if you spend a lot of time on computer.







To re-calibrate your mouse, click and hold on the Y below. Then drag the Y toward the G. If it doesn't work, you might want to clean your mouse.










You fucking idiot! You'll believe anythinG

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Old May 20, 2007, 02:11 PM   #2 (permalink)


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i almost actually did tht...untill i noticed the writting in between lol
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Old May 20, 2007, 08:45 PM   #3 (permalink)


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seen this a few times lol
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Old May 26, 2007, 06:02 PM   #4 (permalink)


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It works better if you match the inside text with the background color.
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Old May 27, 2007, 08:01 PM   #5 (permalink)


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Imust be the only dip sh.t that did this
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Old July 29, 2007, 05:27 PM   #6 (permalink)


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LOL took me a second to figure that one out... didn't want to click on anything
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Old September 26, 2007, 07:03 PM   #7 (permalink)


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Uh huh...I highlighted it just to see what it said. I figured nothing would happen...no little hand or loaded program.
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Old September 27, 2007, 04:21 AM   #8 (permalink)


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Uh huh...I highlighted it just to see what it said. I figured nothing would happen...no little hand or loaded program.
Yeah. Your calibration method is BROKEN.

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Old September 27, 2007, 08:47 AM   #9 (permalink)


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Hurray, my mouse is calibrated and working in perfect order!
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Old September 27, 2007, 12:22 PM   #10 (permalink)


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Well you got me! At least it wasnt some shitty flash scare.
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Old September 30, 2007, 01:01 AM   #11 (permalink)


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will it calibrate a trackpad
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Old January 11, 2008, 07:20 PM   #12 (permalink)


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heh, not funny
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Old March 23, 2008, 06:22 PM   #13 (permalink)


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lol ive already heard this joke before
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Old May 31, 2008, 03:21 AM   #14 (permalink)


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Yeah I agree, it really isn't funny if the text doesn't match the background... kinda like giving away the punchline before telling the joke...
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my mouse is broken, jk
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